Crash Kelly Amazon Store


WELCOME TO THE CRASH KELLY AMAZON STORE

Greetings upon your person. I've been an Amazon affiliate since it first became available in '96. I've used my radio websites to pass along my favorite items back before it was "in". Since I'm a long-timer, and a low volume reseller, your purchases here can bring you savings up to 50% off buying direct. What's the catch? I get about .37 cents to a buck off each item. Lower commission mean bigger savings, yadda yadda yadda. Below are items I own and hope you'll get one or some for your pleasure as well. It's good to discover new things! At least you'll get an idea of what Crash Kelly enjoys. Please use the links below to start your "secure, safe" online shopping. Amazon is cool. If you decide you don't like it, return it; get a credit or a refund. You can even send a gift-wrapped present to someone. I thank you from the heart of my bottom. While you're hangin' out, check out my favorite Toby Keith tune (I know it wasn't a big hit, but it's a story I can relate to).


Search Yourself	See Me in The Big One (Before Michael Moore lost his mind).	Favorite Movie of All Time (I watch it at least every six months).	Favorite Comedy of All Time (Great cast, Christopher Reeve pulls it off).

Best Chick Flick (Christopher Reeve does it again, and it's science fiction).	Favorite Scary Cult Flick (Very scary to a teenager home alone!)	Real Men Cry Flick (damn my father for making me watch it).	Favorite War Flick (Ok, Kate Beckinsale is hot, but I love WWII anything).

Favorite Bio Flick (Big fan of Bob Crane and Hogan's Heros, this'll blow it to hell).	Stage Plays I've starred in 1 (first drama role I did, played the Sherrif.	Stage Plays 2 (Played the doctor)	Stage Plays 3 (Poor Old Herbert was my role, great comedy/mystery).

Stage Plays 4 (naturally, I played the dj HiPockets Duncan).	Favorite Christmas Musical (saw it when it came out in theatres as a boy, hooked every year).	Favorite 70's Musical (What can I say; Peter Frampton, Aerosmith, and my buddy Carel Struycken's first movie appearance).	Favorite Super Hero Flick (Sorry, Superman, this one scoots you to second).

Favorite Shocker Flick (the ending ruined my New Year's Eve).	Peter Jennings (we met in Rockford and our conversations were inspiring).	Favorite TV Series 1 (Duh).It's All Good	Favorite TV Series 2 (What potential, it launched Jessica Alba, 9/11 brought it's cancellation.

Favorite TV Series 3 (and it's still on TV? What gives!	MORE TO COME	MORE TO COME	MORE TO COME